Majors and Minors- Why They Suck

So, I'm in college. One thing that really sucks about college, is the whole major and minor thing. Why does it suck, one might ask. Well, it's just really lame when you are interested in like, 3 things, and don't have either the time to get a major in all three, or the decision making capability to pick what you want to do. Take my situation. I enjoy history, instrumental music, and French. So, I have it down to two choices, I think. Either a history major, and a music minor, or a music major, and a French minor. And when you throw in the little education things you'd need to get if you ever want to teach, it just messes more crap up. If I do history and music, I give up French, and that just won't work, because I took a vow to myself to speak French fluently. And if I kick history out, that just sucks, because history rocks. Then when you throw in things like wondering if you'd ever be a good band teacher, or be able to find a job, or be able to support a family, and all that jazz, it just complicates things. I think I'll just end up getting a Ph.D or something in all three subjects.